Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Top Ten Things About May



I love February (see previous blog of same title) but am not a fan of May even though I love spring (also previous blog title). Why do I hate May? I mean it has Mother's Day (and we should have our own MONTH instead of just a day are you kiding me) but really there is nothing redeeming about May. Here are the top ten things I identify with the month of May
10) School is almost out so time DRAGS by
9) The weather can't decide if it is spring or summer
8) What to wear (see above)
7) Graduation announcements (from everyone and their dog which means gifts)
6) Swimsuit season is rapidly approaching (now there's a fun thought)
5) Mosquitos and flies come out of hibernation or wherever they have been since October
4) My clock at school is broken (see previous blog)
3) There is SOMETHING at school EVERY day and NONE OF IT is school related
2) Kids/Teachers are sick of school so they are impossible!!
And the number one thing I identify with the month of May
THE AGONIZING COUNTDOWN UNTIL SCHOOL IS OUT
And as of today it is 10 days which in teacher days is really 17!!! Seriously

2 comments:

  1. Yes, 10 more reasons to hate this time of year!! Can you think of some type of surgery I could have to be able to take some sick days between now and the end of school?

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  2. How about a colostomy?? ROTF LMAO

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