TOP TEN PEOPLE "TYPES" THAT I PERSONALLY HAVE NO USE FOR

These aren't people who do these things occasionally because we are all probably guilty but these are the people who this is WHO THEY ARE ALL THE TIME!!! In order of most irritating with ten being the least and one being the worst. These are my top ten most irritating people:
10. "close talkers" - (the ones who get RIGHT in your face and no matter how much you back up they continue to lean in)
9. "screamers" aka "loud talkers" (and yes I tend to be loud sometimes but ones who have NO VOLUME control whatsoever)
8. "one-uppers" - no matter what you have done or has happened to you they have done it also or had it happen to them and always bigger or better (even if what has happened to you is bad)
7. "know it alls" - yep, no matter what the subject they know all about it or if it is a person they know them or worse are related (seven times removed)
6. "mature" people- not wise or aged but think they are mature because they have no sense of humor
5. "scaredy cats" - talk a big talk (in private) but won't stand up for others or even themselves
4. "whiners" - constant blather about how "it's not fair"/ "how come so and so doesn't have to/or gets to" (cry babies if you will)
3. "needy" - need to be constantly reassured about EVERYTHING from am I doing okay to are you okay to are we okay? (also known as could you please make me feel good about myself every day all the time)
2. "perfect parents of perfect children" - my child is NEVER wrong (even though they are called into the office EVERY DAY or SET FIRE to something)
AND THE NUMBER ONE "TYPE" THAT I HAVE NO USE FOR?
The one that read this and fits ONE or MORE of the first nine and WILL NOT SEE THEMSELVES!!!